It's that time again where I run out of ideas so basically I fill up space by pimping others' ideas. Heck, if they can do it, so can I.
So we turn our attention, on World Aids Day, to some fun with contraceptives.
@rameshsrivats: Muthalik Condoms : Will not allow fertilization unless the sperm marries the egg first.
@abhishekmadan: Adarsh Society Condoms: This erection is illegal.
@rameshsrivats: Shahid Kapoor Condmos.
@gkhamba: Manmohan Singh condoms. So polite you won't feel a thing.
@fakingnews: Hurriyat condoms. Use it after getting stoned.
@gkhamba: Paulo Coelho condoms. Available at Alchemists.
@maxdavinci: IIPM condoms: Dare to dream beyond durex
@diogeneb: Ferozshah Kotla Condoms. Dead rubber guaranteed.
@fakingnews: Media condoms. Now covers itself.
@fakingnews: Chetan Bhagat condoms. Available in two states for one night at call center.
@rameshsrivats: Ravi Shastri Condoms : Just what the doctor ordered.
@rameshsrivats: Kareena Condoms : For er... Saif sex.
@rameshsrivats: Mamata Condoms : Guaranteed that there won't be berth.
@siddev18: A.Raja Condoms: Hits 2G spots at a time
@rameshsrivats: @diogeneb Condoms : Moc'd son
Sorry if I missed out on some epic ones, Tweetdeck lost all my pre-6 PM tweets and searching for 'condom' on Dec 01 is not the smartest thing to do.
As I end all my Twitter compilations - follow these buggers. They're freakin' funny.