Monday, October 04, 2010

SOME RANDOM POTTERY

Some random stuff happened on Twitter, which I shall shamelessly pimp here.

Harry: Printer was almost out of ink, so I had to get 50% of this done with my blood. 
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prints, eh?

Harry: Let's all go to Chennai and join Bikaang I say! 
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter and the Order Of the @bigfatphoenix, eh?


Hermione: Yikes! Harry and Dumbeldore are smoking up! 
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned, eh?

Hermione: Oh no! Harry just died listening to Iron Maiden's best track! 
Ron: Hmmm, Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallowed, eh?


Hermione: Oh no, Harry's been arrested, & only Mamta knows by whom! 
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter the Prisoner of... Ask-a-Banerjee, eh? #desperate

And, lastly (thankfully)

Hermione: Harry's smoking up in the loo, and playing with clay! 
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter the Potter with pot on the pot, eh? #NowIWillStop

I couldn't get one for Chambers. Help? 

(Talk about real-time collaboration! Just before I hit 'Publish Post', @Udupendra comes up with this gem - mildly modified of course)

Hermione: Harry's gone off to a furtive location in a suburb on the Harbour Line!
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter and the Chembur of Secrets, eh?

Honourable mention: @SrinivasanMayur and @iPrash both thought of Chembur of Cigarettes.


Fun, fun, fun!


If you want more pottery, I suggest you take a look at this.

7 comments:

Epitome Of Insanity said...

ha ha...this is good chucky cheese!

But *cough!* Iron Maiden has much better tracks than Hallowed be thy name. Its their most popular maybe..but IMHO not the best :)

Deepak Gopalakrishnan said...

Contentious, isn't it? There are many Maiden moments I like better (tops being the little instrumental bit in 'Afraid to Shoot Strangers'). But I think as a song, HBTN will always be tops for me.

Have too many other favourites - will put them down in a post one day, just like I did that Beatles thing.

Thanks for sticking around :)

Punvati said...

Harry potter just peed in the personal loo of the host of American Idol!

Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Seacrest, eh?

:P

periya perumal said...

This is the best Potter series of jokes i have ever heard. You rock :)

P@ul@mi said...

OK!! eh??!! seriously this was a nice post. :)

Kartikay said...

Kickassery!

relativelytruthful said...

no!

no! no! no!