Harry: Printer was almost out of ink, so I had to get 50% of this done with my blood.
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prints, eh?
Harry: Let's all go to Chennai and join Bikaang I say!
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter and the Order Of the @bigfatphoenix, eh?
Hermione: Yikes! Harry and Dumbeldore are smoking up!
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned, eh?
Hermione: Oh no! Harry just died listening to Iron Maiden's best track!
Ron: Hmmm, Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallowed, eh?
Hermione: Oh no, Harry's been arrested, & only Mamta knows by whom!
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter the Prisoner of... Ask-a-Banerjee, eh? #desperate
And, lastly (thankfully)
Hermione: Harry's smoking up in the loo, and playing with clay!
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter the Potter with pot on the pot, eh? #NowIWillStop
I couldn't get one for Chambers. Help?
(Talk about real-time collaboration! Just before I hit 'Publish Post', @Udupendra comes up with this gem - mildly modified of course)
Hermione: Harry's gone off to a furtive location in a suburb on the Harbour Line!
Ron: Hmm, Harry Potter and the Chembur of Secrets, eh?
Honourable mention: @SrinivasanMayur and @iPrash both thought of Chembur of Cigarettes.
Fun, fun, fun!
If you want more pottery, I suggest you take a look at this.
7 comments:
ha ha...this is good chucky cheese!
But *cough!* Iron Maiden has much better tracks than Hallowed be thy name. Its their most popular maybe..but IMHO not the best :)
Contentious, isn't it? There are many Maiden moments I like better (tops being the little instrumental bit in 'Afraid to Shoot Strangers'). But I think as a song, HBTN will always be tops for me.
Have too many other favourites - will put them down in a post one day, just like I did that Beatles thing.
Thanks for sticking around :)
Harry potter just peed in the personal loo of the host of American Idol!
Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Seacrest, eh?
:P
This is the best Potter series of jokes i have ever heard. You rock :)
OK!! eh??!! seriously this was a nice post. :)
Kickassery!
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