Warning: If you're an Arsenal fan, you're advised not to read further. Instead, head over to the blogroll, and read something funnier.
Well-known is my ability to take meaningless little things and turn them into full-length blogposts. So even if you're a delivery boy coming home to drop off some aata and oil (and a pack of Cheetos, don't tell anyone), beware, two minutes later there could be a blogpost with a few fabricated lines.
And while this is great for the Googlability of relatively unknown kirana stores, not too many would take kindly to being featured unsolicited on a blog that has 'dementia' in the title.
In any case, we come to this rather nice Twitter conversation I had with R about, well... You'll figure out.
Chuck: Arsenal's blog is called Arseblog? Aren't they just arseking for trouble? You could get arsearseinated on Twitter with a name like that!
R: We shall wait for a rebuttal from them. I'm also waiting to get to the bottom of this.
Chuck: They should have hosted that blog on say, Posterious. Oh well, what can I say. They're better thAN US.
R: Maybe they will rectu... I mean, rectify it. Soon.
Chuck: I don't think so. We'll have to get behind them.
R: Guess so. They're the butts of too many jokes already. Bummer.
Chuck: But what to do. They gaand do anything about it now, can they? They may just have to back off
R: Yes. And if they don't do so, we'll have to explain it to them using analogies.
Chuck: Last heard, a gent called Chandy was working on the same #doyouthinkitstimewestopped
We'll be back after we think of something nice for Sheffield Wednesday.
PS: This exchange also reminded me of something one of the jokers (not sure which one) said: "The only thing #kvlt about Arsenal is that they have a manager named Arsene. So Urinal should be managed by Urine."
(Edit: Guilty party found)
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