So along went Rajiv to see a doctor who was examining what the problem was.
"This IS a strange case, my boy."
"Could you flatulate?"
"Uhm, could you fart?"
"Oh yeah, sure."
"I mean, now."
"Good heavens, that's the weirdest flatulence I've ever heard!"
"Yeah, but the funny thing is, the next four ones will sound weird too, then the cycle repeats."
"Here, sample this."
"That is weird! Keep them coming, but let me get a gas mask first."
"Hmm. I think I can predict what the next two sounds are."
"Yep, thought so."
"So what is it, doctor?"
"Not to worry. It's a strange, but cureable disease."
"What's it called?"
"You, my young friend, have irregular vowel movements."
Dedicated to that master of Shenoys - Narendra Shenoy
PS, for those of you who don't know what a Shenoy is, check this out.