Friday, July 10, 2009

MORE KICKASS STATUS MESSAGES

prefers small to BIG - Atul Handa

John Nash Completed his thesis in 32 pages ....... I dont feel like Beating his record out of respect ;) ......... :D - PSingh

4 X (my dissertation) = 1 Venu's dissertation - Faiz

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. - Gogi

Kush feels Ho Lee in China might be wondering why everyone in India is crazy about him(or her)? - Kush (on Holi)

wonders how stupid can mosquitoes get! Lurking in an IT office on Sunday Night. - Kulker

for a nation of 1 bn. the choice comes down to Rahul, Modi n Maya...Chai peeyo aur wapas so jao - Swati Ali

My Priend Freet......dis is wat Dovka does 2 u!!! - Raj

music phones are the future...music phones with speaker will be responsible for creating the terminator - Axe

*ChucK:* I need a small favour from you... *Mukesh:* I don't have any :P - Chuck

"Pfaff vs Fact" is a one-sided battle - Siddhant

its such a beatutiful world on my desktop wallpaper - Axe

I hate caps...im case sensitive - Axe

Nuclear weapons are SO 20th century. - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Chinmaya

The meek shall inherit the earth... err... if that's all right with the rest of you - Swati Ali's friend

What could a famous Indian commentator have done if he were more charming? Ravish a stri. ;) - Tony

"When she opens her mouth, it seems its only to change feet." - Supriya Gokarn

is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot - Anjuri

What a funny world man - they make lemon juices with artifical flavors and dishwash liquids with real lemon :-| - Rungta

The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important! - Shaggy (this was initially a comment by Avanti on Cricinfo)

Drinking beer doesn't make u fat, it makes u lean........Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles !!! - Raj

"Mary had a little lamb." And what did she have for dessert? - Pramod

Shoe me some Jarnailism! - Apurv

If socialising wasn't bound by the conventions of conversation, I'd be a butterfly. - Johan

shoeshank redemption - Spike

Do not make spelling mistakes, the Gestypo is watching - Apurv

On being asked why he wore a different disguise each time, the undercover agent replied "Variety is the spies of life" - Tony

Gandhi wore chappals and so did i, would they have denied him entry at the night club as well? - Axe

A quality check for non-veg food - Weekly review meat - Chuck

Whats the difference when the FBI arrests someone in Antartica? They don't use the word "Freeze"! - AJ Menon

A total of 90 people in the world have Swine Flu, and everybody's wearing a mask. Millions have AIDS, but nobody wears a condom! - Estranged

Bless me Father for i am sinning... i swallowed a chewing gum. Oh wait you dont do medical sins? - Axe

MBA beckons... But I read somewhere - Management education is subject to market risks.. plz read the offer document carefully before getting admitted :-| - Nishant Rungta

like eunuchs discussing the kama sutra, the review meeting begins... - Vipin Nair

eating dahi redefined: good bacteria populating your tummy - Dipti Agrawal

romantic terrorism - "a gamut of tricks (sulking, jealousy, guilt) that attempts to force the partner to return love, by blowing up (in fits of tears, rage or otherwise) in front of the loved one" - Samhita

2 comments:

ou phrontis said...

Many thanks, :O kind Sir

:D

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