Venue: Professional Couriers, behind some shady building, JB Nagar, Andheri
Protagonists: Yours Truly and Courier Dude
CD : Haan?
YT : Courier...
CD : Kidhar tak?
YT : Bangalore
CD : Mattannalayethum
YT : !!!! :O :O !!!! Sheri...
Morals of the story :
1. Wherever you go, there is a Mallu
2. If you're a Mallu trying hard not to behave like one, there's no point, they will still catch you.